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Warp speed

Where sports and life collide

a weekly newsletter using sports to remind us of all that once was good and what could be again


Free to read. Written by Brandon Barnes.

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The Life of Pablo (Sanchez)

Mar 17, 2026

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8 min read

The Life of Pablo (Sanchez)

ft. getting outside, nostalgia, and adults who play

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes
Playing H-O-R-S-E

Feb 25, 2026

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8 min read

Playing H-O-R-S-E

ft. broken teeth, icy soccer, and the U-S-of-A

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes
The Highs & The Lows

Feb 17, 2026

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7 min read

The Highs & The Lows

ft. throwing poles, monobobbing, and grief

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

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